1. If you find a dinosaur, you must hide it.
2. You may only hide the dinosaurs on SHIELD property.
3. Maria Hill’s property is off-limits.
4. These rules are subject to change at any time, without warning.
Or, SHIELD agents know how to have fun but it will probably be terrifying for all involved.
Notes: S.H.I.E.L.D. agents are ridiculous. But then again, if you didn’t already know that, you haven’t been reading enough silly fic. Here, have a booster shot.
Author’s Summary: I wish you could meet my girlfriend, but you can’t because she is in Portland.
(Spoilers for the film.)
(Really, that pretty much sums it up, and Pepper’s efforts to locate Katie Bishop, and Phil’s ad-libbing, and the quiet hobbies, and, and.)
UGH, MY HEART.
Author: Perpetual Motion
Author’s Summary: Team-building is an important part of being an Avenger (No spoilers!).
Notes: Eventually, they get it right. It’s a pretty damned impressive accomplishment.
Title: at least the war is over
Pairing/Characters: Clint/Coulson; Natasha, Steve, Fury, Hill
Word count: ~1000
Warning: spoilers for the entire movie
A/N: Coda with a C/C tilt, I guess? It’s 1:40 AM on a Sunday/Monday night and it’s shark week, I got wonky hormones to wrestle with and pain pills to devour.
Author’s Summary: Every office has a ‘cute guy from Marketing with a great ass’ that everyone wants to sleep with. Among the junior agents at SHIELD, that person is Phil Coulson. Clint would find it hilarious, but he just wants people to stop throwing themselves at his boyfriend.
Notes: This is full of tiny details and absolutely wonderful and Muriel is the best original character and, yeah, you should go read this.
One Rule (1399 words)
by Perpetual Motion
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Characters: Clint Barton, Phil Coulson, Natasha Romanov
They agreed to one rule. (SPOILERS)