1. If you find a dinosaur, you must hide it.
2. You may only hide the dinosaurs on SHIELD property.
3. Maria Hill’s property is off-limits.
4. These rules are subject to change at any time, without warning.
Or, SHIELD agents know how to have fun but it will probably be terrifying for all involved.
Notes: S.H.I.E.L.D. agents are ridiculous. But then again, if you didn’t already know that, you haven’t been reading enough silly fic. Here, have a booster shot.