Well, the person who normally works with newly-deceased Donald Westerly on his Thursday night bartending shifts is working — surprise surprise — tomorrow on Thursday, so that means Dean is now needlessly dressed in a suit and at a bar with Cas, waiting on Sam’s news from the morgue, while tonight’s bartender is making bedroom eyes at Cas.
“Definitely a wraith, though,” he mutters under his breath to Cas, taking a sip of whiskey. “An entry wound like that?”
“A kitsune would have produced a similar mark,” Cas reminds him snidely, and knocks back the entirety of his (seventh) drink in one go. Dean cringes.
ssssh let’s pretend i was studying,i just read this 8.07 coda-fic and..i feel really HAPPY. It’s been so long since i read a coda-fic that i feel it could actually happen in canon. This is not an accusation to fic’s authors, it was a problem of the show. In season 7 was hard -at least for me- to imagine/write a dean/cas coda fic or a canon!verse.and..now, i feel that YES, Dean and Cas had this conversation in the 8.07 and it’s not over. So we can picture millions of ways they could end it..and this was another thing i missed *sigh*..so..YES. Ok…back to pretend study.
Title, Rating: Signs and portents, PG-13
Word Count: 2730
Warnings (including pairings other than Dean/Castiel):
Summary: At first, Dean doesn’t really notice it: Dean and Castiel being mistaken as a couple.
Signs and portents is a hilarious take on what would happen if, instead of Sam and Dean being mistaken as a couple, Dean and Cas were mistaken as a couple. Hilarity ensues.
PG - Dean/Castiel - Alternate Universe: Victorian England, Misunderstandings, Marriage Proposals, Fluff and Angst“No?” Castiel repeats, dumbly.
“Why didn’t you go with them?” Sam says as the car’s tires squeal and Dean and Benny drive away. There’s anger in his voice, and he looks daggers at the passenger side of the car as though he could burn Benny out of the shotgun seat.
Castiel sighs and doesn’t answer. He’s thinking of that moment again, the one where he could have pushed and let his power overwhelm and forced him self up through that portal. The other time he chose not to go with them.
“Cas?” Sam’s voice comes as though from far away.
He forces himself to return to reality. “Sam.” He clears his throat. “It doesn’t matter.”
“Like hell it doesn’t. I could have handled things here alone.”
“As could I. Why didn’t you go with him?”
“Cause I can’t stand that vampire.” Sam’s lip curls. “Besides, your power’s still shaky from the trip. There’s no reason you should have to do this alone.”
“Yes, there is.” The words are out before he can help them.
I’ve finally decided to go through my many many many many lists of bottom dean destiel fics and make a rec list since I keep seeing people ask for them.
A Lesson in Trust- Cas uses his angel mojo to experiment with bondage
A Sliver of White- Delicious porn
Adrenaline- They get the motel room to themselves
All I Ever Needed- Some fun after a hunt
All This Time- Time for a honeymoon
Panic Room Diaries- Remember when Castiel and Dean were in the panic room alone?
Animal Urges- I think the title speaks for itself
Because You’re Mine- Post ‘Caged Heat’, Dean gets jealous
Beneath a Moonless Sky- Castiel joins Dean to help him get over his sorrows
Between Two Points- Our favorite hunter helps Castiel see the light
Break Me- A bit of non-con but very hot
Coming Undone- One version of 6x20 (you know what)
Dark Heart- A favorite of mine (but not updated recently) Cas is a Vampire and Dean is a human slave he purchases then falls in love with
Desperation- A married Cas and Dean argue about whether or not to tell the daughter the truth about the monsters under the bed. They make up with sex ;)
Earth Angels- Cas visits Dean during his ‘apple pie life’ and tempts him away
Errands from Heaven- Dean: Blindfolded and tied up. That is all
Ethereal Punishment- Again non-con with Godstiel
Extra Terrestrial- Cas saves Dean from Azazel and he doesn’t sell his soul, but the price of being bonded to an Angel is a bit taxing for our poor hunter
Eyes on the Road, Hands on the Wheel- Dean teaches Cas to drive
Face of God- Dean wakes up and Cas is standing above him
Fire and Ice- Another porno o
For You I Bleed Myself Dry- I give you a quote: an angel sank to his knees and wrote promises on imperfect human skin.
He Is My Sin- Cas forces Dean to stop being in denial
His Angel’s Mark- Cas comes to Dean to claim him
Hot Blooded- They do it in the Impala
How the Mighty Fall- Cas will save Dean at any cost
I Keep Holding On- Castiel’s possessive
I Need You Like a Heart Needs a Beat- Dean and Cas in the beautiful room (yum)
In Our Solemn Hour- Dean goes to say ‘yes’ to Michael, Castiel ain’t having it!
Last Night on Earth- Dean won’t let Cas die a virgin
Leaves- Cas uses the elements to seduce Dean
Letting Go- Cas takes the lead
Lips- Dean tortures Cas with his lips the way he tortures all of us with his lips
Millions Upon Millions- This has a bit of horror in it, Leviathan Castiel
Never Enough- Dean can’t stop thinking about Castiel
Of Clothes and Caring- Angel lovin’
Of Creams and Angels- Castiel will take his Dean with whipped cream
Other Men Have Seen Angels But I Have Seen Thee- Dean and Cas let go and finally do it.
Paralyzer- Make up Sex!
Personal Jesus- I never go for Mpreg, but my God! The Castiel in this is so so so hot and the Dean is just perfect (he loves bottoming)
Point of No Return- Cas gets pissed when Dean banishes him and runs away
Punishment- Dean and Cas clean each other (some spanking)
Righteous Fury- Again Cas is angry with Dean
Rise to Grace- Dean plays with Cas’ wings
Satin Cradles, Bones Bite- A bit of bondage
Slight Change of Plan- The prison guard (Dean) ends up under the Prisoner (Cas)
Something New- Cas wants to go to the next step in his relationship with Dean
My Bloody Valentine Parody- You know what Cas is really hungry for
Substitution- Castiel disturbs one of Dean’s wet dreams
Swear to Me- Cas uses his dominant side to get Dean to see a reason to keep living
Taking Showers- Castiel visits Dean in the shower
The Curious Affliction of Feelings- Dean gets jealous of Balthazar and Cas’ relationship
The Four in Hand Knot- Dean helps Cas figure out how to tie his tie properly
The Love of an Angel- Sam gets Dean and Cas to realize that they like each other as more than friends
The Temptation- Dean lying and sweaty in the sun, Castiel can’t resist
This Little Bar- Dean flirts and Cas gets pissed
Thou Shalt Not Take the Lord’s Name in Vain- Dean better not say ‘God’ around Cas
To a Star in Heaven- Castiel heals Dean
Together We Burn- Cas wants Dean so bad it drives him nuts
Two Sides of the Same Coin- Sam and Bobby walk in on Dean and Cas together
Untouched- Dean turns twenty because he pisses off a witch, Cas finds this very appealing
We Are All Wearing Masks- Dean meets a masked stranger with perfect blue eyes
What God Wants- Godstiel decides to take what he wants, that means Dean
When Lessons Pay Off- Cas and Dean do some student teacher role play
Witch Hunt- Dean tries to clean a potion off Cas but it just gets messier
On a day that doesn’t seem to want to end, Dean and Castiel are faced with an opponent who attempts to force them apart with the barter of one’s freedom in exchange for the other’s absolute death. But who’s life is worth more? A human’s or an angel’s? And for two creatures who seemingly dislike each other, why is it so hard to choose?
It freaked him out, to be honest, how normal things were when he got them back.
Well, normal being relative.
Maybe Dean was a little more paranoid than usual, Cas a bit more reserved in his comments about insects, but otherwise life—and hunting—continued as usual.